---TIME OF DAY--- morning afternoon evening ---TALK LOCATION--- Cheseaux-sur-Lausanne Nashville New York Portland San Jose Vienna Washington (unknown) . ---VENUE--- LISA Morgan Stanley OOPSLA OSCON Perl Conference YAPC crappy industrial park --FORMALITY-- Academic Formal conference talk Informal conference talk Perl Mongers beer talk ---TOPIC--- Higher-order programming Linux internals Network security Perl rocks Perl sucks Programming brilliance Programming screwups Puzzling CS handwaving Recent projects Why software sucks (thoughtful rambling) (gonzo ranting)
Introductory picture: Frowney Smiley Thoughtful
Vomit jokes? Nudity? Gratuitous nudity?
Make fun of: C C++ 'Design Patterns' Java Pascal Perl
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